No, no, WASH your hands, don't wring them!

Submitted April 6, 2020, 7:49 p.m. by Tangleofsnakes
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thisismyterf · April 6, 2020, 7:57 p.m. · 1 reply

People got mad about THAT? Wow.

Tangleofsnakes · April 6, 2020, 8 p.m.

Don't you dare speak ill of penis!

stonemermaid · April 6, 2020, 8:04 p.m.

I saw this earlier and almost shared it, but I was too lazy... Seeing how cowed and subservient these women are is absolutely heartbreaking. She did nothing bad and is making this huge apology as though she had committed a terrible wrongdoing. I can't stand this shit. The brainwashing is near unparalleled. And all this in a supposedly lesbian space...

sgushenka · April 6, 2020, 9:18 p.m.

I’m disappointed that she’s actually groveling for these conceited men.

CallaAETHIOPICA · April 7, 2020, 8:18 a.m.

Didn’t you know, you can’t speak ill of the almighty penis, I mean girldick uwu!!

/s

Can’t believe it’s 2020 and lesbians have to deal with this shit STILL.

villanelle23eve · April 7, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

Bow down for your masters, girl.

/s You made a joke, they drew their own personal conclusions about it. You're not responsible for their random associations. You did nothing wrong, no need to grovel.

(for reference, here's the virtue signaling:

So if you by any chance are one of the people to read it, ("it" being a 3 word pun) I feel like I owe you an apology. I hate that I might have made you hurt or suffer with a thing I absolutely do not believe. (the "thing" being the _thoughts_ of the ppl who read the pun)
I hope you all know everyone here is beautiful... (if I say that you're beautiful, will you not "hurt or suffer (excommunicate me?)" please, oh please!)

Now do three hail Marys and fast on Sunday, and maybe we'll forgive you this grave sin.

erisedlaer · April 9, 2020, 5:58 p.m.

God so many of these people are fucking fragile and they have everyone walking on eggshells. At some point, you just got to say fuck it, and stop trying to appease thin skinned people. It must be so exhausting trying to police your own language over the tiniest of things