Oh, ya know... just girl things.

Submitted Nov. 19, 2019, 1:45 a.m. by dinorap1
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31 comments recovered from the Pushshift database.
QueenRowana · Nov. 19, 2019, 1:53 a.m.

Christ alive and they seriously think their penis is the same thing as my vagina!?

Nooo. Sure! Making your clit bleed while masturbating is completely normal!!!

Ugh

But basically; should he not be over the moon that he is bleeding dow there? They try to pretend they have periods. So this should be prime cut euphoria material i guess...

Erik_Bard · Nov. 19, 2019, 2:09 a.m. · 1 reply

With nerve endings damaged i think it normal he didn’t feel like he was bleeding. I doubt he feels anything at all.

mrrirri · Nov. 19, 2019, 11:51 a.m. · 1 reply

He probably has to be this aggressive to even feel anything... I'm morbidly curious as to how the heck he even managed to cut himself on an area concentrated with nerve endings (without realizing to boot)? What the heck is he doing?

tornadofighter · Nov. 19, 2019, 6:05 p.m.

He may have been on drugs also. There are stories of people having sex on ecstasy and waking up the next morning with basically genital rug burn because they went too long.

nofuckingwayyessir · Nov. 19, 2019, 2:30 a.m.

“I got an amazing orgasm” yeah okay...

Neko-Mo · Nov. 19, 2019, 3:12 a.m. · 1 reply

"I can't stop smiling"

Imagining the scenario creeps me the fuck out...

LevelUpAgain1 · Nov. 19, 2019, 1:14 p.m.

"Get me the mirror... THE MIRROR"

bornonthetide · Nov. 19, 2019, 3:53 a.m. · 4 replies

I will say that every single man who has ever lived has done this to his penis.

lefterfield · Nov. 19, 2019, 9:21 a.m. · 1 reply

Really...?

bornonthetide · Nov. 19, 2019, 11:15 a.m. · 1 reply

Yup, they are not made for the amount of abuse they receive.

vetealachingada · Nov. 19, 2019, 1:32 p.m. · 1 reply

what if you don't mastrubate every second and you only have sex sometimes?

bornonthetide · Nov. 19, 2019, 1:42 p.m.

I sure wouldn't call my self a chronic masurbator.

ro0te · Nov. 19, 2019, 11:51 a.m.

what? not at all

ave_maria9334 · Nov. 19, 2019, 11:53 a.m. · 1 reply

I've never done this to my penis.

bornonthetide · Nov. 19, 2019, 12:19 p.m. · 1 reply

Are you circumcised?

ave_maria9334 · Nov. 19, 2019, 12:24 p.m. · 1 reply

Why does it matter?

bornonthetide · Nov. 19, 2019, 12:44 p.m. · 1 reply

Because un circumcised guys don't have the problem as much as circumcised ones.

ave_maria9334 · Nov. 19, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

Well, I'm circumcised and still have never done that to myself.

throwaway275445 · Nov. 19, 2019, 4:49 p.m. · 1 reply

Nah. I remember in the 90s a survey came out that 20% of men had never masturbated. Most of the teenagers online went crazy that it couldn't be true but this was when porn was just getting big. I can definitely see that in a time when sec wasn't spoken of the men with lower sex drives wouldn't think about masturbating. Now such people have to call themselves asexual because they are made to feel so different to the sex obsessed norm.

I've also heard from historical sources that when men were in the army they would often have one "wanker" who'd rattle the bed and they'd take him to task about it. I mean if you think about it the term wanker only works as an insult if it's not the majority behaviour, it wasn't too long ago that you would have families sharing one room and grown men sharing beds in lodging houses masturbation wasn't just considered rude or immoral but actual anti-social behaviour.

bornonthetide · Nov. 19, 2019, 4:50 p.m.

Well sure when you're with people you dont do that. But eternally everyone gets tome alone.

MonoRubricprobable troll/saboteur. · Nov. 19, 2019, 5:08 a.m.

Oops, just a wound bleed! Totally a good surgery NOT!

NervousCapybara · Nov. 19, 2019, 5:23 a.m.

autogynophilia meets kink for genital mutilation

papayatwentythree · Nov. 19, 2019, 5:55 a.m.

How many comments until someone on that sub calls it a period?

Methdealer69 · Nov. 19, 2019, 6:33 a.m. · 1 reply

Clitoral hood? But they don't have one?

dinorap1 · Nov. 19, 2019, 2:26 p.m.

And who refers to their clit as a clitoral hood anyway?!

lefterfield · Nov. 19, 2019, 9:22 a.m. · 1 reply

WTF. Why would you be using nails on genitals?! Can't even imagine how numb he must be.

rad_daphne · Nov. 19, 2019, 1:41 p.m.

Same treatment they give women unfortunate enough to sleep with them.

realsciencenow · Nov. 19, 2019, 11:50 a.m.

They don't have clitoral hoods. They don't have a clitoris. DELUSIONAL!

randomsomeone78 · Nov. 19, 2019, 1:22 p.m.

I'm surprised he isn't euphoric... That's the closer he will get to having a period...

RennBear · Nov. 21, 2019, 4:23 p.m.

What. The. Fuck. If my clit was bleeding I’d go to the ER. Not make a post on Reddit. Can you imagine how rough he must have been to his “clit”??? 🤯

lillybaby37 · Nov. 22, 2019, 2:13 a.m.

I’m a cis woman and I’ve literally done this before lmao. Ehh most of the people on this sub are men who’ve never even seen a vaginal in real life anyway.