Drunk me is hilarious

Submitted July 6, 2020, 3:20 p.m. by astroidcomet

So I have a date with a girl soon. I drunk texted her saying I’m excited for our date and she’s pretty.

I can’t believe I was bold enough for that. I literally was so embarrassed the next day. I wanted to throw my phone out the window

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wathocha · July 6, 2020, 3:27 p.m. · 1 reply

Idk about her, but if I got that text, I would be pretty flattered.

oxymoronisanoxymoronThe Perks of Being a Weirdo · July 6, 2020, 4:07 p.m.

Yeah same. Cute.

On_Vacation61 · July 6, 2020, 3:39 p.m.

Why are we the same - also why do I not receive the fun drunk texts that I send lol

digitalplanet_Look up Marlon, Say Cheese · July 6, 2020, 3:59 p.m.

liquid courage is a mufucka lol

WildwoodFlowerPower · July 6, 2020, 6:19 p.m.

So when someone treats me differently when she's drunk, it actually does mean something other than "she's smashed"?

pineapplerevisitedEat Me 🍍 · July 6, 2020, 6:55 p.m.

Adorbs

Rhapsodys-BabeGold Star · July 6, 2020, 7:13 p.m.

When I’m drunk, it’s like I’m suddenly the wacky wavy inflatable tube gal...with funny texts in mismatched typing and typos everywhere 😂. It would have to take a transcriber to figure out what I said

--wellDAM-- · July 6, 2020, 8:23 p.m.

I feel like there should be some kind of accountability measure. Want a drink? Deposit your phone, watch, laptop into this lock box and you’ll get the key to the beer fridge.

revengeoftheroosters · July 7, 2020, 2:41 a.m.

I would think that was really cute. Pretending to be disinterested is overrated.

BigStinkyNipples · July 7, 2020, 10:42 a.m.

Lmao, I'd be so happy if I were her