Drunk me is hilarious
Submitted July 6, 2020, 3:20 p.m. by astroidcometSo I have a date with a girl soon. I drunk texted her saying I’m excited for our date and she’s pretty.
I can’t believe I was bold enough for that. I literally was so embarrassed the next day. I wanted to throw my phone out the window
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Idk about her, but if I got that text, I would be pretty flattered.
Yeah same. Cute.
Why are we the same - also why do I not receive the fun drunk texts that I send lol
liquid courage is a mufucka lol
So when someone treats me differently when she's drunk, it actually does mean something other than "she's smashed"?
Adorbs
When I’m drunk, it’s like I’m suddenly the wacky wavy inflatable tube gal...with funny texts in mismatched typing and typos everywhere 😂. It would have to take a transcriber to figure out what I said
I feel like there should be some kind of accountability measure. Want a drink? Deposit your phone, watch, laptop into this lock box and you’ll get the key to the beer fridge.
I would think that was really cute. Pretending to be disinterested is overrated.
Lmao, I'd be so happy if I were her