I busted both of my thumbs and I honestly don't know how to have sex anymore. Halp.

Female Nature & Health Submitted July 10, 2020, 8:18 a.m. by SkreebonkTheBeehonk

I'm aware that I have 8 other fingers and a tongue but I used my thumbs a lot! What do I do?!

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SomeLesbianBitchInternationally Powerful Lesbian · July 10, 2020, 8:24 a.m. · 1 reply

Improvise, Adapt, MakeHerCum.

SkreebonkTheBeehonk · July 10, 2020, 8:26 a.m. · 1 reply

Lmao okay happy to but I have a style and my style requires my thumbs! I'm genuinely so lost.

SomeLesbianBitchInternationally Powerful Lesbian · July 10, 2020, 10 a.m. · 1 reply

Have fun trying new things and seeing what works. I'd recommend the same even if you didn't break them.

SkreebonkTheBeehonk · July 10, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

I like your attitude! Not that it matters, but I didn't break them, I just tore the fingernails off. It's shockingly painful.

ashizzzle · July 10, 2020, 8:30 a.m. · 1 reply

Whatever you used your thumb for, now use your tongue. Problem solved!

Disclaimer: won’t work on self love, sorry

angieLeFlamme · July 10, 2020, 12:05 p.m.

This disclaimer.. really? 🤣🤣

HAHAHHAHA I love this sub my goddess

xvmeadar · July 10, 2020, 8:53 a.m. · 1 reply

Well, crisis breeds opportunity. And this is an opportunity to learn new skills! Be creative! There is __nothing__ better than a creative lover.

Separate note: I really hope you get well soon! Can I ask, how on earth did you bust both your thumbs and only your thumbs?

SkreebonkTheBeehonk · July 10, 2020, 8:55 a.m. · 1 reply

I'm not creative enough to be creative!

I aggressively ripped off tape on a package because I didn't have any scissors and tore my thumbnails off.

xvmeadar · July 10, 2020, 9:07 a.m. · 1 reply

Ouch! 😳

SkreebonkTheBeehonk · July 10, 2020, 9:12 a.m.

Yeah it didn't feel great but I got that box open! ..phrasing could be better given my post.

LesbianSeparatist · July 10, 2020, 9:03 a.m. · 1 reply


SkreebonkTheBeehonk · July 10, 2020, 9:23 a.m.

Agreed, but sex is so much better with thumbs!

angieLeFlamme · July 10, 2020, 12:14 p.m.

You can 🤞🏽🖕🏽 just for now while your thumbs are recovering.. or maybe vibrator+tongue?

I’m so sorry for you and I hope you get better soon but is so funny how protective of your style you are lol sorry, can’t stop laughing here.